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  • #1
    "I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany." - Ron Burgundyby Adamarket
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  • #2
    "They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works, every time." - Brian Fantanaby Adamarket
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  • #3
    "I wanna say something. I'm gonna put this out there if you like it, you can take it. If you don't, send it right back.... I want to be ON you." - Ron Burgundyby Adamarket
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  • #4
    "That escalated quickly"-Ron Burgundyby Firebreather9
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  • #5
    "Discovered by the Germans in 1906 they called it San Di-ago. Which, of course, in German means, "A Whale's vagina." - Ron Burgundyby Adamarket
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  • #6
    "Why don't you go back to your home on whore island!"- Ron Burgundyby Chasefoland12
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  • #7
    "You Stay Classy San Diego" - Ron Burgundyby Adamarket
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  • #8
    "I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded. "~Brick Tamlandby PuckKlaineArtie
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  • #9
    "I'm Ron Burgundy?" - Ron Burgundyby Deelizech
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  • #10
    "You're watching Channel 4 with five-time Emmy award-winning anchor Ron Burgundy and Tits McGee." - Ron Burgundyby Adamarket
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  • #11
    Don't act like your not impressed...by Skye531
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  • #12
    "Oh, it's a deep burn. Oh, it's so deep! Oh, I can barely lift my right arm because I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand." - Ron Burgundyby Adamarket
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  • #13
    "You are a smelly pirate whore!"by Bloodtales
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  • #14
    Milk was a bad choiceby Reekop
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  • #15
    "Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection!" - Veronicaby Adamarket
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  • #16
    "I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!" - Ron Burgundyby Christopher42
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  • #17
    "The only way to bag a classy lady like Veronica is to give her two tickets to the gun show, and see if she likes the goods." - Ron Burgundyby Adamarket
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  • #18
    "I'm in a glass case of emotion" - Ron Burgundyby Follow great wait repeat
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  • #19
    "Well, Helloooo. You just pointed to your boobies." - Ron Burgundyby Adamarket
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  • #20
    “I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.” — Ron Burgundyby Michael300
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