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  • #1
    "I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany." - Ron Burgundy

    by Adamarket

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  • #2
    "They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works, every time." - Brian Fantana

    by Adamarket

    48
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  • #3
    "Discovered by the Germans in 1906 they called it San Di-ago. Which, of course, in German means, "A Whale's vagina." - Ron Burgundy

    by Adamarket

    30
    votes
  • #4
    "That escalated quickly"-Ron Burgundy

    by Firebreather9

    21
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  • #5
    "You Stay Classy San Diego" - Ron Burgundy

    by Adamarket

    20
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  • #6
    "Why don't you go back to your home on whore island!"- Ron Burgundy

    by Chasefoland12

    17
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  • #7
    "I'm Ron Burgundy?" - Ron Burgundy

    by Deelizech

    15
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  • #8
    "I wanna say something. I'm gonna put this out there if you like it, you can take it. If you don't, send it right back.... I want to be ON you." - Ron Burgundy

    by Adamarket

    14
    votes
  • #9
    "I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded. "~Brick Tamland

    by PuckKlaineArtie

    14
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  • #10
    "You're watching Channel 4 with five-time Emmy award-winning anchor Ron Burgundy and Tits McGee." - Ron Burgundy

    by Adamarket

    12
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  • #11
    Don't act like your not impressed...

    by Skye531

    10
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  • #12
    "You are a smelly pirate whore!"

    by Bloodtales

    10
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  • #13
    "Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection!" - Veronica

    by Adamarket

    8
    votes
  • #14
    "I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!" - Ron Burgundy

    by Christopher42

    7
    votes
  • #15
    "Oh, it's a deep burn. Oh, it's so deep! Oh, I can barely lift my right arm because I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand." - Ron Burgundy

    by Adamarket

    6
    votes
  • #16
    "Well, Helloooo. You just pointed to your boobies." - Ron Burgundy

    by Adamarket

    5
    votes
  • #17
    "The only way to bag a classy lady like Veronica is to give her two tickets to the gun show, and see if she likes the goods." - Ron Burgundy

    by Adamarket

    5
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