Chani (Wife) Diane Yahwea (Aunt)
Brick is a nerdy-looking short, broad guy in his forties, with dark hair in a side-part, and 1970s-style glasses and clothing. Although at the time of the first film, Brick's clothing (and glasses) were in fashion when the film was set. (i.e- the 1970's).
Brick Tamland is a simple-minded, kind person, who occasionally has fits of rage, like when he speared someone with a trident in the first movie. He is socially awkward and has few friends, but his coworkers include him in their adventures. Doctors claim that Brick has an I.Q. of 48 and is what some people call: "Mentally Retarded". He is a loveable character. It is hypothesized that Brick has Wernicke's Aphasia.
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron BurgundyEdit
Brick is Ron's friend and the weatherman for the KVWN news team Brick appears to say irrelevant information, although has a good heart, he appears to be devoted but lacks intelligence having an I.Q. of 48 making him "mentally retarded".
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues Edit
Years after the first film it is believed that Brick is dead after Brick was lost at sea because he thought he saw a bird and wanted to pet it but he suddenly reappears at his own funeral. He agrees to go with Ron and the rest of the guys to New York. He soon meets an equally strange woman who also works for GNN, named Chani. He instantly falls in love with her and they marry during the final scene of the movie.
One day he will work for the Bush White House. Also, He and Chani will go on to have 11 children, as the narrator states at the end of the first film.
"I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded."
"Yeah, I ate a big red candle."
"Sorry Champ, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel." (Unrated Edit)
"I think you should name it (squirrel) Dave."
"I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party."
"Where'd you get those clothes, at the toilet store?"
"I just burnt my tongue."
"I read somewhere that periods attract bears...the bears can smell the menstruation!"
"I love carpet. I love lamp."
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!"
"....You're not Ron..."
"I don't have any legs, Ron."'
"Are you a vampire?" (Super Sized-R Rated)
"93! 93!!! (sobbing)"
"He said you're not that great!"